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Bill you filthy slut!
Posted by Lance Powers
Well I'm certain that Bill Gates must be an avid reader of this blog (yeah right) and I have already alerted the PB lawyer to ignore any cease and desist orders, so here goes.
Apparently waaaay back in 1985 sexy Bill was asked to do a photo spread for Teen Beat Magazine. Since nobody but Scott Bayo fans read Teen Beat these photos must have slipped under the radar until now. Rumour has it that Bill bought every known copy of the issue and locked them in a closet with his Segway - never to be seen again. The actual caption for these are: Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, reclines on his desk in his office soon after the release of Windows 1.0. 1985 Bellevue, Washington, USA. Hey, don't be afraid to admit if you are turned on.
As terrifying as these pictures are I can't help but put myself in that office back when this shoot took place. Clickity-clack. "Bill baby, you got it!" Click-Click. "yeah get on that desk. Make love to the camera!" Click. "You ate IBM for breakfast baby, oh yeah!"
Anyways these photos are spreading faster than a case of the clap in the Nana Hotel (thanks Slashdot).
I figured since I didn't have anything else to post a couple shots of the richest man in the world throwing his floppy around would do.
Posted Jan 19, 2005 at 05:03 AM | Permalink |
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What a weirdo.
Posted by Terrance Mann on January 19, 2005 11:30 PM
Correction: what a ridiculously rich guy. And the photos weren't in Teen Beat magazine, they were shot by a professional celebrity photographer but never used.
In any case, Gates is a geek. Well, kind of King Geek actually (some might say 'king Geek).
Therefore, be default, he has a sense of humour that is considered "weird" by all you mere mortals who earn less in your lifetimes than he does while taking a dump.
I'm sure he really cares what we think about his photos.
Posted by Nick on January 20, 2005 12:45 PM
This guy's rich? Never heard of him. Regardless, he's still a weirdo.
Posted by Terrance Mann on January 20, 2005 05:41 PM
Ok you got me Nick these were never published...well until now. Heh, if you can even call this publishing.
Posted by Lance Powers on January 20, 2005 11:25 PM
I saw yesterday that the photos actually date from 1987 and are now property of Corbis. That's why the Mac released in 1986 is visible in the background of the second photo. The images at Snopes.com still have the Corbis waterprint. And remember that Gates used the Mac OS for his Windows 1.0.
Posted by FriskoDude on January 21, 2005 02:22 AM
Jesus Columbo, what are you gonna solve next?
Posted by Dustin D. on June 4, 2005 01:40 AM