February 09, 2005

Sex | Gentlemen, know your roosters!

It's the year of the rooster, yo! Why not celebrate with a mighty cock story to ring in the New Year? Norwegian sexologists unveil "penis atlas". Yeah, I know this ain't exactly breaking news but, what the hell, it's still funny. Right? right?

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Posted by Rick Salasar at 03:15 PM | Comments (1)

October 02, 2004

Sex | Dick Valiant: Professional Bangkok Manwhore

Got a penile implant and don't know what to do with it? Recently a friend of mine was faced with the problem of employment in Bangkok and came to me explaining he would have to go back to Canada unless he could secure an income. Growing tired of his constant whining for baht's and other favors I quite un-candidly suggested he call up one of the local male escort agencies and inquire about openings. Five minutes later we are on the phone with Mr. Ricki from 'Supermen' discussing my friend's qualifications and experience in great detail.

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July 27, 2004

Sex | Getting the SHAFT

I imagine I am going to be called a racist pig for writing this but I think I can spin it so the death threats will be minimal. It is certainly a topic that's been discussed before. For nearly a decade my friends of color have been stealing all my girls with their surefooted dance moves, ebony complexions, and urban lingo grace. Some of my black friends back home pull no punches when pointing out the fact they get 1000% more play than me any given day of the week. I email these same friends from Bangkok discussing massive penthouse pool orgies with tri pronged dildo's and midget waiters. They are all ears and believe me I can feel much envy in their delayed weak sounding responses.

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