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Rick Salasar's Handy and Indisputable Guide to Making it in Thailand

Posted by Rick Salasar

In conjunction with my handy pocket-size Rules for Success, I decided to put together a little manual to making it in Thailand. That title kind of covers two areas: how to have enough money to live in Thailand for extended periods and how to get laid.

The latter is easy: arrive.

That's right. Simply by setting foot in Thailand, you probably improve your chances of enjoying more sex than you can shake a stick at, so to speak, by a factor of, like, a gazillion.

You don't need to be handsome. You don't need to be fit. You don't need to dress well. Of course, being a fit, young, handsome, well-dressed prime example of Adonis will mean it costs less to enjoy the feast on offer but nobody need be an independently wealthy male model to "get some".

If there's a place on this planet where it's easier to get laid, let me know.

Perhaps I should qualify that last statement. I mean, "If there's a place on this planet where it's easier to get laid by hot women, let me know."

All over Thailand, you can see guys like Ron "I'm proof that any guy can get laid." Jeremy. I'm talking about guys who use the soap on their heads and the shampoo on their bodies, namsayin?

These guys ain't just hittin' it, these guys are enjoying the kind of fun most people outside Thailand only see in X-Rated films.

Every single day, I see another old, balding, hairy, badly-dressed greaseball with an LBFM hanging from his fat mitt. Maybe I should stop looking in the mirror.

Anyway, let's review today's lesson.

How to get laid? Come to Thailand.

That's it for now. In my next post, I'll cover the major points to having enough money to live here.

Posted Jun 13, 2005 at 03:07 PM | Permalink |