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Of course there are higher life forms out there.
Posted by Rick Salasar
But do you really think they're stupid enough let us know about them?
Honestly, say you're smart enough to bend space and time, travel across multiple dimensions and end up in "our" galaxy. So you fire up the "CloakME™ device so pesky varmints (like humans) don't bother you and float on down for a closer look.
Let's just say you reckon what you find is humourous or even, God forbid, interesting enough to warrant closer inspection and, after mulling over the war, disease, perversity, selfishness, gluttony, ignorance and people like Steven Erik Prowler, do you REALLY think what we laughingly call aliens or little green men is gonna hang about waiting to pick up whatever disease makes us do things like Sneaky Shorts or The Whizzinator???
Bring on the reverse-polarity magnetic death ray or whatever they have to put an end to the human plague!
Here's a sobering thought: apparently, Roswell, New Mexico, is the dairy capital of the South West.
Mooooo......
Posted May 13, 2005 at 05:08 PM | Permalink |
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Aliens are sick dudes...always abducting and anal probing. Whats up with that?
Posted by Terrance Mann on May 13, 2005 06:01 PM
would be exciting to park with the aliens....peezzinator!
Posted by havel pryce on May 13, 2005 10:14 PM
Havel, what do you mean "would be"?
Posted by Rick Salasar on May 14, 2005 05:10 PM
Hey Terrance, some people pay a lot of money to be tied up and anally probed! Don' hate the playa, hate tha game, yo.
Posted by Rick Salasar on May 14, 2005 06:24 PM
would be-future encounter with aliens
Posted by havel pryce on May 14, 2005 08:47 PM
"Roswell, New Mexico, is the dairy capital of the South West." That statement is utterly ridiculous.
Posted by We Are Not Here on May 15, 2005 12:38 AM
You are SUCH a gentleman, opening the door for me like that. I believe you meant "udderly ridiculous": http://www.bestwesternnewmexico.com/attractions/roswell/
Posted by Rick Salasar on May 15, 2005 07:46 PM
As I recall from visits to earth...cows have utters, hence utterly ridiculous is what I indeed meant. Of course it might have been the female oil wrestling contest where I saw the utters. I'm not however intending to confuse american women with cows.... although it can be confusing at times. Perhaps it was cow oil wrestling I witnessed instead.
Mooooooo
Posted by We Are Not Here on May 16, 2005 01:47 AM
ok, I'll turn the "udder" cheek this one time....
Posted by Rick Salasar on May 16, 2005 04:47 PM