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'I WAS COMPLETELY NAKED, IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN'

Posted by Rick Salasar

Polite reminder: it's not just Thai women who can cause immense pain when they're angry....

Following my last barf about genetics, in which I essentially reinforced the stereotype that dating Thai women is like playing takraw with an old bag of Gelignite, I thought I should point out this tender, heartwarming story about the relationship between a man, a woman and a scrambled egg. I really should go back to writing Hollywood taglines, eh? I can hear that midget's deep voice-over now, "One man. One woman. One ball. A tender, heartwarming story of the appetite for love. And nads."

"A jilted woman who ripped off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands will be sentenced today.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken party and she yanked off his left testicle.

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court last month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, they went to a party and then for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

As the night was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused a struggle ensued. Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones's shorts.

In a statement, he said: "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards.

"He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it."

From Sky News.

Posted Feb 10, 2005 at 04:44 PM | Permalink |