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Sugardaddy Gigolo

Posted by Lance Powers

Operating costs are expensive in the big city. A night out at one of the better venues can run $200-$300 US very easily, without even considering the bogey ratio (for information on bogies reference: Gawddamn you, Maverick!). In true PB form I will relinquish secret strategies to overcome these financial hurdles.

Tattoo this into your mind: Only mess with girls who have foreign correspondents supporting them financially. This is really the key and has been the pot under the rainbow for many of my colleagues. Once you have established that Jamie the DJ from Colorado is footing your bronze bunnies' rent and pocket change, you can focus on providing the services Jamie neglects and that she really requires.

Next and also important. Probe for the details of your girls' exact financial situation. What is she pulling in per month? Depending on your current situation I usually discard any mark earning less than 10-15K/month from her sugardaddy. I usually shoot for about 25% of this but the skies the limit really. There are many clever ways to sponge money off your sweetheart so your results may vary. Some common ploys include:

• Nickle and dime her when you're drinking.
• Oh my god my mother has cancer I need airfare money.
• I am in a Bangkok jail can you deliver 20K to my friend who will
  bring it to bail me out (requires 2 agents). 25/75 split recommended.
• I need to pay my credit card bill so it can be reactivated at which point I can pay you back immediately.
• I am in the hospital in Nong Kai. Can you Western Union me $15K for hospital fees as my bank card will not work here.

It is important to abstain from sex as much as you can with your target. If she is sexually agitated and excited she will be easy to control and manipulate. Making your target fall in love with you is the prime objective. Seducing her slowly with shopping sprees and romantic dinners will do the trick nicely. When you're ready for the kill it may take a hit of Viagra to give the consummation of your relationship that extra oomph, but hey if you are up to the task go for it without the blue boy. I recommend spanking the monkey 3-4 hours before you attempt to finalize your triumph. At some point once you have bonded start planting seeds to cultivate your ruse. Bring it up constantly if need be.

Now many agents will see these activities as wrong and have serious ethical issues conducting such operations. You need to gauge your target wisely and not extort more than she needs to continue her lavish lifestyle as a kept woman. It is wrong to make anyone suffer. Try not to hurt feelings as this can cause you major problems and you may be labeled as a con. Regardless, ripping off Jamie in Colorado is not only fun but it should serve as a down payment for keeping his prize somewhat monogamous while he is away - and of course servicing her regularly. He should be indebted to you but sadly few agents get the recognition they deserve from their unbeknownst sponsors.

As I write this I have 3 bogies who provide most of my entertainment expenses as well as some nice side benefits I should maybe not mention. One agent I know of has secured a paid condo with car using these methods. The sky is really the limit.

Posted Jul 24, 2004 at 04:03 PM | Permalink |