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Rummy Anyone?
Posted by Lance Powers
I recently corresponded with a nice old chap who had come across unfortunate circumstances in good 'ol Thailand with a nasty member of what I used to consider, the fairer sex. I get some whacky emails but this is a must read. Posted with the authors permission.
Lance,
I normally do not air my dirty laundry to anyone but out of desperation I am emailing you my sad story and mishap with a terrible woman I met in Pattaya in early 2004. We had met at her bar on walking street and I immediately wanted to save this girl from her poor lot in life. Typical I know. After a brief romance we married in Bangkok and I returned home to prepare my move to Thailand, and start my new life (I'm retired). I had honestly never been happier with myself.
Now when I got back here to Thailand we settled into a nice condo off Suhkumvit and things seemed great. We spent time eating good food, my wife took a cleaning job, and we generally appreciated each other. Now a few months in I noticed she was disappearing in the afternoons and not returning until very late. She was also spending money at an alarming rate and not having anything to show for it...always blaming it on food, car repairs, loans to friends, or clothes. At first she was only disappearing once or twice per week but this eventually became so frequent I was hardly seeing her at all. SOme nights she didn;t come home at all. Eventually I put my foot down and demanded to know where she was always running around too. At this point she confesses to me she has a gambling problem and hasn't been to work in 2 months.
Naturally I got a bit angry but after some talking we agreed to work things out and she promised she wouldn't be playing cards anymore. Now here is where things really go down the crapper. I like cars and I love to drive...even here. When I moved out here one of the first things I did was buy a new BMW which we both enjoyed immensely. We would take the car to Kow Yai and cruise around the mountain tops feeding the monkeys. We even drove all the way to Buriram to see her family. My wife seemed to love the car even more than I did and she was constantly cleaning and doting over it. We both had great memories with that car...
So you can maybe see how upset I was when my gorgeous new young wife of only 8 months announces over the phone she has lost the car in a card game and cannot get it back. I nearly had a coronary.
Yes the vehicle was in her name. Yes I know how stupid that is.
The sad fact is that the police have already been contacted and they are not willing to even discuss the situation with this underground card house. Apparently the gambling hall is protected and negotiations are off limits. I am simply out the car. I have also confirmed that she did in fact lose the car playing cards and didn't just up and sell it.
So now I am alone, out a whole lot of savings, and very depressed and hurt. This all happened only 3 days ago and I must have aged 10 years from this incident. I am just so amazed someone could be capable of this. If you had any advice you could offer an old codger I would certainly love to hear it.
Thanks for listening,
Whoa! My biggest question is...Where is this big action Bok Dang going on? I want in! Seriously though, my condolences go out to the author who actually seems like a really swell guy, aside from his poor choice in girls.
Posted May 16, 2005 at 09:55 AM | Permalink |
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Ok heres what ya do...Get in on the Bok Dang game and lose your hopefully ex wife at cards. Worse case senario is.....you win.
Posted by ralph bear on May 16, 2005 10:27 AM
Dude, you met a problem woman, you married her, you lost a chunk of money! Have you lost a limb? Did you stare death in the face? I know it's been painful but to age ten years over this is silly. We all know the guy who coined the phrase, "ignorance is bliss", had just got back from a wedding in Pattaya. Look at it this way. You learned your lesson (I hope) and it only cost you money. I hope this doesn't come across as course and unfeeling. It's not meant to be. I hope you can put things in perspective and will recover from this nasty episode. Good luck with the next one!
Posted by Rick Salasar on May 16, 2005 11:02 AM
owww...from where I come from that is what you call --> gettin' rolled. Good luck.
Posted by van_kieth on May 16, 2005 01:42 PM
In Thailand it's called --> gettin' married....
Posted by Rick Salasar on May 16, 2005 01:54 PM
i have no clue how old old this man is but certainly you have my sympathy. this man is compassionate("save the girl from her poor lot in life"). marrying a person in the name of charity is a gamble!
move on with your eyes open.....oh play cards (baccarat) with the next woman see if she beats you!
Posted by havel pryce on May 16, 2005 06:39 PM
The real question has to be, how does someone this stupid get the money to buy a BMW?
Posted by Ricky Rock on May 25, 2005 10:08 AM
all females are evil..u should have known that..youve been around a long friggan time..im 37 and ive been divorced,,the fat ass bitch got the whole kit and kaboodle...its a fact of life that females are scheming low life scum..woman are only good for lying on while you are having a fuck...plain simple...u fucked up..
Posted by cheva on June 13, 2005 03:21 PM
If you haven't got much money left, I suggest you divorce her (then she wouldn't get much out of your half).If you still have loads of money left despite this unfortunate tragedy (boy you must be filthy rich then), I believe you can easily find a mistress (not a ladyboy ok?). Afterall, Thai whores do drool over any white guy regardless of your age!
Posted by Wishy Washy on August 15, 2005 07:08 PM
a message for cheva.
when i read messages like yours, i get real worried.
"all females are evil"
"is a fact of life that females are scheming low life scum"
"woman are only good for lying on while you are having a fuck"
these are the words of a rapist/serial killer, that's for sure. you are fucked up in the head buddy - plain and simple.
a woman-lover - david
Posted by david on January 19, 2007 10:19 PM
stfu David.
You are a rapist. Women are evil.
Hating women means you DON'T fuck them. Not that you'd be smart enough to realise that. MORON.
All you are good at is insults and not reasoning. Therefor,y ou are a fucked up evil lying scum. There is a word for your type, "Mangina". A slave to woman. That's what ur.
Posted by SexyTechMage on February 27, 2007 01:29 AM
hi there, i read this story and got myself a big laugh, thank u!! haha, fuck, i am the biggest womenlover on this planet but yes, cheva, ur so damn right! all the way, and David, wake up and smell the coffie. the biggest question in life is understanding how they work and not before that u can love a woman, its fucking impossible, cheva is right. when u understand that u can know how to deal whit them and go on loving them alll the way. but dammit. dont marry them!! take them to heaven for a nigth or maximum 2 nights, then kick them in the ass and have that cup of coffie and go on.. and for god sake! keep ur car.... love u all..
Posted by niklas on September 22, 2007 01:55 PM