May 16, 2005

Girls | Rummy Anyone?

I recently corresponded with a nice old chap who had come across unfortunate circumstances in good 'ol Thailand with a nasty member of what I used to consider, the fairer sex. I get some whacky emails but this is a must read. Posted with the authors permission.

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February 21, 2005

Girls | "Ever had any luck trying to get a hooker to get a cup of coffee with you after the deal has been done?"

Let's face it, the reality is that few, if any, men really understand themselves, let alone understand women. This holds true anywhere, and it's perhaps the "root" cause, so to speak, of most peoples' problems. Factor in all sorts of room for cultural, language and historical confusion and Thailand threatens to turn traditional relationship issues between men and women into quite awesome things indeed.

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February 18, 2005

Girls | I wanna share a little "secret" with you.

Bored with Asian babes? Bored with Asian ladyboys? Just need a little pick-me-up?

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February 16, 2005

Girls | Lance, have you been writing under the name Hor Nichukhi?

The writer of a controversial article expressed his regret and apologised yesterday, weeks after his fictional magazine article argued that it was easy and convenient for men to sleep with "fat women" because they are dying to "get laid".

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October 14, 2004

Girls | Territorial Pissings

This next article attempts to serve as a manual for a common tactic employed by all Thai girls which I like to refer to as 'territorial pissings', or TP for short. This is the subtle practice of leaving behind gentle reminders in the abode of her mate so as to alert any potential females as to her mans current relationship status. I am positive that any farang reading this is nodding his head in recognition of this skillful yet terribly annoying practice. Often your 2nd string girl has grown tired or resentful as her role as occasional sex toy and will employ this practice to ruin your main relationship. Common techniques include the following...

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October 11, 2004

Girls | Big Fat Sloppy White Girls

Once in a blue moon I get the urge. What would it be like I ponder, to get back into a nice big snuggly tubby girl for an evening for some good old fashioned pigs in a blanket. Maybe from some inbred Slovak country or even Canada for that matter. The blonder, paler and hungrier the better. 'Well it would be good fun!', I tell myself so I arrange for a group of my better looking agents to accompany me to go hogging. 'Where you want to try pulling for butter tarts', they ask me. 'Pffft...Khao San Road', I explain, 'Where else'?

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August 01, 2004

Girls | Nong Nat willingly participated in flicks

A popular adult movie actress wanted for questioning by the police finally made good on her promise yesterday by showing up at the Police Registration Division.

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July 24, 2004

Girls | Sugardaddy Gigolo

Operating costs are expensive in the big city. A night out at one of the better venues can run $200-$300 US very easily, without even considering the bogey ratio. In true PB form I will relinquish secret strategies to overcome these financial hurdles.

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