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September 06, 2007

Expat Issues | Further to the Speedo Menace

Speedos wearers HATE OUR WAY of life and I for one am not willing to sit around while that way of life is attacked by those who would see us live in a hell of belligerant, bubble-bellied, balding, balsack-brandishing beach-bums whose only objective in life is to leave women in shock, children in tears and marine life diving for the safety of the deep!

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August 30, 2007

Expat Issues | Thailand Finally Unblocks YouTube

Yep I thought my AppleTV was going to be completely useless until just a few minutes ago when I noticed that CAT (communication Authority of Thailand) finally removed the ban on YouTube.

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August 26, 2007

Expat Issues | Tired of the Usual Nonsense Farang in Thailand (UNFIT)

For crying out loud, would you farang moron stop bitching about Thailand and just get out?

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August 18, 2007

Expat Issues | The McThai Bangkok Breakfast FAQ

We had a lot of emails asking for more information about McDonalds McBreakfast Hits McBangkok! so we put together a little FAQ to answer the most popular questions.

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August 16, 2007

Expat Issues | McDonalds McBreakfast Hits McBangkok!

Word has arrived from one of our vast army of correspondents that the McDonald's McBreakfast has arrived in Thailand!

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August 02, 2005

Expat Issues | Foreigner Stabbed to Death by Youth Gang

Over the last few months I have been hearing scattered stories of young gangs of motorbikers attacking seemingly at random innocent Bangkok civilians, normally late at night. In many cases I am told that foreigners are being attacked more often than Thais, but this is certainly not always the case. Most of the time several youths savagely beat their victim with sticks and machetes.

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February 13, 2005

Expat Issues | The New Social Etiquette: Friends Don't Let Friends Dial Drunk

To the list of the unforeseen hazards that seem to plague the information age, we can now add another: "drunk dialing."

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January 15, 2005

Expat Issues | The Speedo Menace

Speedo swimwear is reaching epidemic proportions across the beaches of Thailand. Surely everyone has at one point witnessed European men prancing down the beach sporting these formfitting nuthuggers. Europeans are the biggest offenders, though it seems their fat North American comrades are jumping on the speedo-train at alarming rates.

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January 09, 2005

Expat Issues | Living in Thailand...a savage journey towards madness?

I'm sure many of us have seen those insane farangs stumbling down the sois of Thailand, bickering over restaurant bills, cursing at Tuk-Tuk drivers, or sprawled flat out on their backs choking on Sang Som induced vomit. These are all too familiar scenes. What factors influence the transformation from resident expat to savage beast? More importantly, what fate awaits the farang gone mad in Thailand?

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November 23, 2004

Expat Issues | Farang Affairs #19

Wow have I been lazy! Well not really. I run several websites and this one is more of a hobby than anything else as it doesn't make a cent. Also I am running out of ideas for stories and yammering on about being a whiskey induced man whore is tiring. I still get 2 or 3 emails/day harrasing me to write some articles so I will get it together soon enough and pump out some funny stuff. Until then chew on Phil Mcdonald's latest Farang Affairs #19 and STFU.

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