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June 13, 2005
Random Blather | Rick Salasar's Handy and Indisputable Guide to Making it in Thailand
In conjunction with my handy pocket-size Rules for Success, I decided to put together a little manual to making it in Thailand. That title kind of covers two areas: how to have enough money to live in Thailand for extended periods and how to get laid.
The latter is easy: arrive.
That's right. Simply by setting foot in Thailand, you probably improve your chances of enjoying more sex than you can shake a stick at, so to speak, by a factor of, like, a gazillion.
You don't need to be handsome. You don't need to be fit. You don't need to dress well. Of course, being a fit, young, handsome, well-dressed prime example of Adonis will mean it costs less to enjoy the feast on offer but nobody need be an independently wealthy male model to "get some".
If there's a place on this planet where it's easier to get laid, let me know.
Perhaps I should qualify that last statement. I mean, "If there's a place on this planet where it's easier to get laid by hot women, let me know."
All over Thailand, you can see guys like Ron "I'm proof that any guy can get laid." Jeremy. I'm talking about guys who use the soap on their heads and the shampoo on their bodies, namsayin?
These guys ain't just hittin' it, these guys are enjoying the kind of fun most people outside Thailand only see in X-Rated films.
Every single day, I see another old, balding, hairy, badly-dressed greaseball with an LBFM hanging from his fat mitt. Maybe I should stop looking in the mirror.
Anyway, let's review today's lesson.
How to get laid? Come to Thailand.
That's it for now. In my next post, I'll cover the major points to having enough money to live here.
Posted by Rick Salasar at June 13, 2005 03:07 PM
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Please continue with your promised post about having enough money to live in Thailand!
THAT is the info I need!
Thanks!
Posted by: jon at June 23, 2005 04:34 PM
Check out my website which answeres this exact question --> http://www.work-in-thailand.com
Posted by: miles thomas at July 6, 2005 06:29 AM
Rick you are a legend and i love you my brother. there is hope for me yet and god willing my sony camcorder will prove that to be true my man!! as for ron jeremy, we love him too!! more power to you rick, you are the light, oh yes, you are the light!
Posted by: yoda at August 8, 2005 11:11 AM
Apologies to anybody eagerly awaiting my next installament. Is anybody eagerly awaiting? No, didn't think so.
In any case, I been damn busy. I hope to be able to follow up here soon.....
Posted by: Rick Salasar at August 8, 2005 07:12 PM
**I** am awaiting your next installment!
Miles' site is just SPAM. Don't bother.
Please give us some hints!
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Posted by: jon at August 14, 2005 09:49 AM
